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Is Your Man a Player? by DDHG

Is Your Man a Player?

He's handsome, popular with the ladies and financially stable. Is he your very own McDreamy or just a plain old player? You can tell he's a player if -

1. He's talented. Only a seasoned player can muffle the sound of a phone call to his so-called male buddy by multitasking. You know, when he goes into the other room, blasts the TV and blockades the door in the unfortunate event you come in while he's talking.

2. He cares. When you're out at the mall, he'll walk with you, and even browse the racks, but he avoids holding your hand, citing the fact that he doesn't want to smother you because he cares about YOUR feelings. You roll your eyes.

3. He's thoughtful. He tells you that he just broke up with his girlfriend and he really cares about her feelings, so for right now, it's probably better if you both kept your relationship under wraps.

4. He's taken a vow of celibacy. You haven't had sex with him in over three months and he hasn't said a word about it.

5. He's creative. He makes and breaks dates with you using excuses like he's got to attend a basketball game, at midnight.


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