Guy Stuff: 10 Things Keeping You From Finding the Right Girl
The girls are wearing sundresses and bathing suits. The guys are flexing their muscles and showing off at the pool. If you are having trouble getting or keeping a girlfriend this summer, check this list to see if you are doing any of these things.
These are the top turn offs for girls during the summertime.
1. Man boobs. We know you can't help it, but we don't like it. Work on it or cover it up.
2. Dirty, crooked fingernails and toenails. If you can't do it yourself, go to a salon.
You want to touch our skin, remember?
3. Bad hygiene, no deodorant, smelling bad. Some guys never wash their clothes, and after a while they start to smell. It's a hard smell to get rid of, so stay on top of it. Buy a washer or go to the laundromat. Use some real detergent and bleach and throw in a dryer softie cloth. Use a real soap, shampoo, deodorant, aftershave, cologne and hair products.
4. Having sleep in your eyes, crusties on your mouth or around your nose. Gross! If you can't wash your face, you're not washing your other important parts, either.
5. Wearing sandals and tank tops in the wrong places. They belong at the pool or the lake, not in a restaurant. Nobody wants to see your hairy underarms while they are eating. Trust us.
6. Mismatched clothes. Pay attention to the shirts and pants combos you pick. Match the colors and prints. If you have no clue, ask a trusted friend. Pick up a GQ or Esquire magazine. Watch the guys who do get the girls and see what they wear. Girls notice clothes.
7. Burping and farting out loud. Yes, we know you're drinking a lot of beer. Yes, we know
you're letting it all hang out. Do we like it? No. Will we remember it? Yes. Cover your mouth or excuse yourself. If you treat us like one of the guys, we won't feel like one of the girls.
8. Bad table manners. This is a hard one to undo. You have done it since you were a child.
Shoveling your food, bobbing your head up and down, hunching over your plate like a caveman, No, No, No. Meals are important to us. If you're not sure how you look, eat in front of a mirror or ask a trusted friend.
9. Scratching your balls in public. Why do guys do this?
10. Spitting on the ground. Some guys do this constantly, and it can turn into a very bad habit. Why is it that men have to spit all the time, and girls can go through their entire life never spitting once? Zip it and quit it.
If you're guilty of these, clean it up and you will have that new girl shooting fireworks in your direction by the Fourth of July!
Kerry Gray, the Love Doctor
These are the top turn offs for girls during the summertime.
1. Man boobs. We know you can't help it, but we don't like it. Work on it or cover it up.
2. Dirty, crooked fingernails and toenails. If you can't do it yourself, go to a salon.
You want to touch our skin, remember?
3. Bad hygiene, no deodorant, smelling bad. Some guys never wash their clothes, and after a while they start to smell. It's a hard smell to get rid of, so stay on top of it. Buy a washer or go to the laundromat. Use some real detergent and bleach and throw in a dryer softie cloth. Use a real soap, shampoo, deodorant, aftershave, cologne and hair products.
4. Having sleep in your eyes, crusties on your mouth or around your nose. Gross! If you can't wash your face, you're not washing your other important parts, either.
5. Wearing sandals and tank tops in the wrong places. They belong at the pool or the lake, not in a restaurant. Nobody wants to see your hairy underarms while they are eating. Trust us.
6. Mismatched clothes. Pay attention to the shirts and pants combos you pick. Match the colors and prints. If you have no clue, ask a trusted friend. Pick up a GQ or Esquire magazine. Watch the guys who do get the girls and see what they wear. Girls notice clothes.
7. Burping and farting out loud. Yes, we know you're drinking a lot of beer. Yes, we know
you're letting it all hang out. Do we like it? No. Will we remember it? Yes. Cover your mouth or excuse yourself. If you treat us like one of the guys, we won't feel like one of the girls.
8. Bad table manners. This is a hard one to undo. You have done it since you were a child.
Shoveling your food, bobbing your head up and down, hunching over your plate like a caveman, No, No, No. Meals are important to us. If you're not sure how you look, eat in front of a mirror or ask a trusted friend.
9. Scratching your balls in public. Why do guys do this?
10. Spitting on the ground. Some guys do this constantly, and it can turn into a very bad habit. Why is it that men have to spit all the time, and girls can go through their entire life never spitting once? Zip it and quit it.
If you're guilty of these, clean it up and you will have that new girl shooting fireworks in your direction by the Fourth of July!
Kerry Gray, the Love Doctor
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